Joseph Alexander Eisner, MD

usually give good reviews. I don’t enjoy wasting my time throwing stones at people, but this doctor earned every word of this one. I waited an hour to be seen, and when he finally walked in, he brought an attitude with him that could sour the wallpaper. No bedside manner, no warmth, no real concern—just arrogance and impatience. Then, without warning, he poked and pushed on my abdomen like I was a piece of equipment on his workbench. The whole office had the same strange, negative atmosphere. He also seemed very eager to push medications, almost like the drugs owed him money. I can’t tell you how good of a surgeon he is. Maybe he’s brilliant with a scalpel. But medicine is supposed to involve more than cutting and prescribing. Compassion matters. Listening matters. Treating people like human beings matters. And the icing on the cake? His written version of what happened didn’t exactly match my experience. That’s a problem. Maybe he’s a great surgeon. Maybe he isn’t. I only know that… after meeting him, I’d rather roll the dice somewhere else. Worst doctor I’ve ever had the unpleasant experience of meeting. If you’re looking for a doctor, do yourself a favor and look elsewhere