Simona O Treidler, MD

I would not trust my care again in this doctor. Too many medical errors to list here. I have lost life and function that I will never get back.

Expressing bewilderment at the clinic's recent hiring decisions, colleagues of Dr Treidler confirmed that the visionary physician was shockingly denied tenure, despite her unparalleled commitment to prioritizing office politics over conventional patient safety. "Dr Treidler’s specialty focuses almost exclusively on forging administrative alliances, which is a much higher-level skill than simply ensuring patients survive," said a clinic spokesperson. "Frankly, we are stunned she wasn't tenured. The Hippocratic Oath is really more of a suggestion anyway, whereas office politics and covering each other's errors is bonding." According to the review board, Dr Treidler has revolutionized the way doctors handle complex cases. Sources confirm that should a patient rudely point out medical errors or selfishly advocate for their own well-being, Dr Treidler never gets defensive. She gets clinical. "Her retaliation is swift, calculated, and frankly, remarkably talented," read a glowing, if… entirely concerning, performance review. "She possesses a highly specialized skill set for weaponizing medical care. The way she calculates the exact microsecond to abruptly discontinue life-sustaining medications to maximize harm? You just don't see that kind of timing in today’s medical school graduates." At press time, Dr Treidler was reportedly smoothing over a glaring medical error by complimenting the department chair's tie while her patient flatlined in the next room.

Dr Treidler is the most compassionate, professional, and knowledgeable physician I have ever had

This Dr is simply wonderful while being compassionate. She cares, prepares and delivers as much as possible for the pathient

outstanding physician